搞笑的英语自我介绍6篇("Lost in Translation: Hilarious English Self-Introductions")

Hello everyone! Today, let's enjoy some hilarious and unconventional English self-introductions! From witty jokes to bizarre quirks, these intros are sure to make you chuckle and maybe even inspire you to add some humor to your own introductions. Let's get ready to laugh and have some fun!

第1篇

x year x month x day, today is sunny to cloudy weather, the temperature of 10~20, air pollution index, it is suitable for outing in love, in such a good weather blinding, i'm very happy to see you, to the teacher, all male students all female students, all male teacher all female teacher and all the male principals and all female principals.

i live in the solar system, according to the center of the sun from the sun is 149 million 600 thousand kilometers, ranked third on the planet, its equatorial diameter is 6378.2 km, the size of the planet in the fifth column of the earth, the accurate address for the eurasian plate plate largest earth seven plate, located in the eastern part of the eurasian continent, the pacific west bank the national chinese boundary of himalaya range topped, the himalayas is the highest mountain in the world, indeed, i came home from school every day to climb to climb the light for 5 minutes, the higher up the hot weather. but my dad said my birthday this year, he should have been in a lift, so i no waste too much time in the mountains. i am a girl (my man), so a lot of love, i'm good at english, i memorized 27 letters, and foreigners speak fluent, he didn't know what i'm saying. i also love to see disney movie "affandi", i also love playing tennis, playing tennis with the badminton, i have broken the do not know a few pounds.

第2篇

my basic materials are on the resume, do not need to explain it again。i will make a brief introduce on my job advantage and my value here.

working on administrative jobs for many years make me realize the importance of the secretarial job deeply. i like the job very much.

in my opinion, the secretarial jobs are common but very important.it representes the image of a company. if someone want to do will in a job ,he or she must posesses a extreme strong sense of responsibility .

i am willing to accompany with your company's development and progress. your trust and my capability will bring us success ! thanks!

第3篇

i am male, is a non. year old female meters tall, wearing shoes, being unmarried. focus on undergraduate education -- not admitted, the general undergraduate course -- for a few minutes, so only a mixed college.

however, the performance is very brilliant, primary school as a monitor, the white-collar is wearing a white shirt, work - eating chicken in the table in a multinational company, although is cleaning the table, but the treatment is very favorable, if you don't arrive late or leave early.

you could get the full 800 yuan), and i have had to pay the monthly rent house -- that is, non motor vehicle car -- environmental protection, credit card and passbook a thick stack ofthere is no money. i am looking for a slim figure, beautiful beautiful, gentle and lovely, reasonable, full of wit, extraordinary ability of rich wives, similar to bill gates's daughter, buffett's granddaughter and so on can be considered.

the laugh what laugh? i know what you want to put a fart, you don't want to say i am a swan like a toad? what ah, who let the heart so good! when the whole donation have pity on him. wow! who is the skin of a banana? i do not say it, say bricks here, i was shot to death!

第4篇

i just said, i write too little, nothing to write well, i really do not know how to write. or i'll give you that crosstalk?

the window the moon, it seems hoary frost on the floor, looked up at the moon, my name is guo degang. yet, how to write, write novels?

short enough, medium length is not enough, it is novel. actually enough, that i don't write. thank you so much. bye bye, look at others, i finally understand what to write.

i they are not afraid of writing, also not afraid to say. guo degang and i are the biggest difference, is diverted after i graduated from universitywhen the reporter, he also insisted on crosstalk.

oh, i'm not present in the north, north feng. well, do not say ye guo. tell me about it. i have a guest version of personality self introduction, i see the pictures. let other versions of me on the net. comparison of the poor, living in poverty.

第5篇

good people, in addition to long handsome, is not what disadvantage! sometimes i think he is not so handsome. but one day, i was surrounded by a group of girls, they said i was handsome, i do not admit, they hit me and said i am hypocritical.

i am the universe super geek, you are welcome to call me, scold me, k me, beat me, kick me, kick me, beat me, even i cooked, fried, fried, fried, braised, stewed, braised, steamed, boiled dry bian,.

i have no complaints, but the premise is: this person must is the most lovely, the most beautiful. beautiful, gentle, kind, virtuous, temperament beauty -- so don't look at data (girlfriend name),look at the chat effect!!! there was a girl and i want to end their lives -- "you don't return my money, i and you die!"

once a girl and i meet in the next life, i want to pursue the next life?! "once a girl willing to die for me to --" you together, i would rather die! "the poor ugly, 49 meters. primary school culture, rural hukou. house three, susukida mu.

cold pot hot stove, no wife. throughout the year, and has to take medicine, today the internet, widely girlfriend, revolutionary road, together ~ ~ female if the person, may be just the words tongue, words against the people's livelihood. with the serious green genastigmatism

i want a healthy extraordinary, fried tomato and egg, will operate the washing machine, the face may have little freckles, meetingnew people blush, know how much a bottle of soy sauce, then a girl in the rice me to carry home will help me wipe sweat. for this the high? if there is such a girl, then god, i pray that you give me one!

small people live in the side of the yellow river, the home and the land, the life is happy. since the oicq, it took my time to take my money, forced me to sell and sell fields, living in the street!

第6篇

as is known to everybody, the knowledge is power and money. if i were a college student, i would be the happiest person in the world. i would pursue my favorite hobby…study english.

since college life is meant to be independent, i might give free scope to my real talent. furthermore, i might participate in social and national reconstruction projects.

i would abide by my principles by reading more add enriching myself so that i might be of greater use to society upon my graduation day.